Geeked Plushie Pharmacy Rx No. 001 · Batch 001
QTY 200 · REFILLS: 0 · LIMITED FILL
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Geeked Plushie bottle plush held in both arms
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Geeked Plushie™

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$34.99$59.99Save 42%
  • Ultra-soft plush, built for full-body hugs
  • Embroidered label, so there is nothing to peel or smudge
  • Zero liquid. Maximum comfort.
  • Desk-friendly at 30 cm: fits a shelf, a bed or a passenger seat.
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Got the 60 cm and it takes up half my bed. I'm completely fine with that. Quality is really good, the label doesn't feel cheap at all.
Priya S. · Oct 14 · ★★★★★
Rides shotgun everywhere I go. People at traffic lights do double takes. Three of my friends have already ordered one.
Eli H. · Sep 29 · ★★★★★
Gave it to my sister as a birthday gift and she literally called me to scream about it. Easiest gift I've ever given.
Nadia C. · Oct 2 · ★★★★★
Plush-firstSoft launch batch
Hug-testedEvery bottle, by hand
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Loved By Our Customers

Photos and honest words from the people who hug it.

Prescribed For Maximum Coziness

The fine print, finally worth reading.

Geeked Plushie bottle
May cause extreme coziness
Do not drink · Do hug
Geeked Plushie Pharmacy Rx No. 001
Patient
You (and whoever steals it)
Prescriber
GeekedCartoons
Contents
1 plush bottle, 100% polyester fill
Sizes
30 cm or 60 cm. Pick yours above.
Dosage
Unlimited hugs
Refills
Unlimited
Directions
Hug as needed. Store in a cozy place.
Warning
Do not drink. Do hug.
Batch 001 · Limited stock

See It In Action

Thirty seconds. Zero liquid. Maximum cuddle.

Batch 001 · The Film

Meet the bottle

Soft launch, big hugs. Sound on.

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Customer reviews

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What customers are saying

Buyers love how much bigger it feels in person, how clean the stitching is, and how easy it is to gift. The most common thing people mention: they ordered a second one before the first one even arrived.

Questions, Gently Answered

Everything you wanted to know before you adopt one.

Wait, is this actually a drink?

No. It's a plush toy with polyester fill and zero liquid inside. Do not drink. Do hug.

How big is it?

It comes in two sizes. The 30 cm (about 12 in) fits on a shelf, a desk, a bed or the passenger seat. The 60 cm (about 24 in) is a full hug-sized plushie, big enough to curl up with.

Pick your size at the top of the page. The price and photos update when you switch.

What is it made of, and can I wash it?

Ultra-soft plush fabric on the outside, polyester fill on the inside, and an embroidered label so there is nothing to peel or smudge.

To clean it, spot clean with a damp cloth and mild soap, then air dry.

Is it a good gift?

It's one of the easiest gifts you can give. Add a mystery gift at checkout, or grab a matching pair so everyone gets one.

Can I order more than one?

Yes. Need two of the same size? Just raise the quantity. Want the best deal? The Duo is one 30 cm + one 60 cm for $89.99 (save $108), and the Squad is two 30 cm + one 60 cm for $119.99 (save $156).

Shipping, returns & the cuddle guarantee

Shipping is free worldwide. Orders leave in 1–3 business days and usually arrive in 7–14 business days.

If you don't love it, send it back within 30 days for a refund. Our 30-day cuddle guarantee also covers stitching, seams and fill at no cost to you.

Still wondering? Use the Contact us link in the footer.

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